Ow [Unglued] Commander 2011 your hammer can smite anything

your hammer can smite anything

Set: Modern Horizons Type: Snow Creature — Human Scout Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R} When Alpine Guide enters the battlefield

"Hold tight

Set: Ravnica Allegiance Guild Kit Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Common Cost: {B/R} ({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}

Ow [Unglued] Commander 2011 your hammer can smite anythingSet: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?